That old thing
- glenn: no but I will say that my gout is way better today
- me: to what do you ascribe this?
- glenn: it goes away on its own
- me: huh. I suppose you have to watch your salt intake etc. My buddy's occassionally laid up pretty bad with his gout
- glenn: it's all about the uric acid (booze and red meat)
- me: huh, the only two people I know with gout are of asian extraction. With a huge sampling like that, I think I can draw pretty conclusive links
- glenn: nah I get it from my dad who's a round-eye like you. he is on pills to keep his uric acid low
- me: damned round-eyes with their uric acid intolerance
- me: and brutal history of violent imperialism
- glenn: wait a minute
- glenn: something something nanking something
- me: oh that
- me: that old thing
